Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you a mug, a nametag, a pennant and limited edition vinyl (to be released in the new year). Figure the love thing out tomorrow, and for now be happy with getting some rad shit while contributing to your endless future. |
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PLATINUM PACKAGE
Would you like fries with that? If you’re the type of person who loves a deal or you’re just really into combinations of things, the Platinum Package is for you! It includes a mug, a pennant and three pins! That’s probably $24 off! Crazy! And no, we’re not included!
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MUG
You might feel bad when your Fuck Death Mug gets a promotion before you, but gain comfort in the fact that it was all for a good cause. Burn your Power Suit, put on some blue jeans and give yourself a raise with this Power Mug. See you in the Bahamas!
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FOREVER NAME BADGE
Don’t have a nice haircut and want to enter some fancy buildings? Use this stunning badge! It makes you look smart and official. It also suggests that your name is FOREVER and that’s crazy heavy!
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PENNANT
Hi! Roberta? I think we went to University together. Good to see you. How have you been? Oh, me? I’m just fighting the Reaper and working tech support for Tom Cochrane, mainly YouTube shit.
These Pennants are made of high quality felt with matte silver ink and measure 9 by 27 inches, a welcomed addition to any parent’s living room. What’s with moms? Go team go!
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